The cookies of doom : Epilogue

High above the fiery crevaces of the hades canyon, a duck like object waddles through infinity as it draws slowly closer to the disco room. It is here where the league of ducks and other winged whatsits (LDOWW) will decied the fate of mankind and all of his respective radishes. There is a winged creature in the spotlight of the room, possibly losing his religion, no matter, he was definately handing out flyers for the weekends skee-ball tournament. But up in the gates of Duck-lor, the high quakers are creating a new world. One free of racism, poverty, reality TV, and those stupid little things that they put in your shoes to keep them "fresh" ... you know what I mean.

Time becomes very limited, and the judges make a decision. Three keys will be put into the world, each of them will bring forward he who touches it. These keys will be in the form of cookies. Once they have gathered, the three men shall compete in a series of events to rule out two men, and leave only one man to rule the new world that the LDOWW has laid out for the future.