Hey hey, I saw this type thing on good old salem's blog (see sidebar) So I figured I was bored enough to do it as well.
Name: Keith McLean
False Name: Keithito / Elmer Manigresco
Age: 16
Birthday: November 15 , 1989
False Birthday: Febtember 41st 12
State: Canada
Mom's Name: Laurie
Dad's Name: Patrick
Siblings: 2
Names: Kimberly, Stephanie
Pets: 2, A dog Named Petey, and a communist cat named Willy.
Favorite Show: Scrubs, hands down. Or Conan Obrien.
Worst Movie you've ever seen: Raise Your Voice
Favorite Movie: WAYNES WORLD WAYNES WORLD! IT'S PARTY TIME, IT'S EXCELLENT!!! ... that or Office Space
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Any Piercing's: Only the ones I leave in THE TORSOS OF ALL WHO OPPOSE ME
Best Actress: Uma Thurman
Best Actor: Leslie Nielson
Current Crush On Celebrity: Uhm ... nobody really.
Grade: 11th
Favorite Class: Digital Media Studies
Most frequent question people ask you: Why are you on my kitchen Table?
Thing You can't do to save your life: Dance.
Favorite Color: Grey
Do You swear: I suppose
Do You steal: No
Do You smoke or do any other drugs: No
Best Friends: Zack Wilkins, Chris Rosier, Dan Whiting, Matt Plourde ... Okay, I don't pick favorites, and I'm not listing all my friends here.
Favorite Band: Dream Theater
Least Favorite Band: Simple Plan
Favorite Song: Space Dye Vest
Salt Or Pepper: Vinegar
Color Or Black and White: Colour (That's how we spell that in Canada land)
Pet Peeves : Emo kids, anybody who Claims independance and origninality by following a trend. And ESPECIALLY Emo kids who say they arent Emo. And on that note, Rich pretty kids that are popular and believe they have the right to look for pity from others.
Things You Like: Writing, reading, Metal, Anime, Drawing, Martial arts, things of that nature
Basketball or Soccer: Basketball
Winter or Summer: Winter
Favorite Singer: James LaBrie
Least Favorite Singer: Zack
Your Worst Fear: That one day someone will realize I'm not actually in league with God (Mr.T) himself
Your Biggest Hope/Dream: For my family to have what they deserve.
Your 2nd Biggest Hope/Dream: MR.T
Thing To Do When You're Bored: D&D
Best Thing Ever Invented In this World: James LaBrie
Worst Thing Ever Invented In this World: Not James LaBrie
Most Embarrassing Moment: When I slipped down four flights of stairs and KILLED SEVERAL HUNDRED PRESCHOOLERS WHEN I REACHED THE BOTTOM
Most Annoying Thing About A Family Member: Communist Cat
Most Annoying Thing A Friend Can Do While Over Your House: Burn it down
Comedy or Action: That's an unfair question
Be Invited Somewhere or Invite Someone: What the hell kind of crap is that?
Go to a party with friends or stay at home: Who wrote this crap? was it a deaf blind man with one arm? I bet it was. Well, believe it or not, you aren't always going to want to go to a party, nor will you always want to stay home.
Family Reunion or sit through Barney Reruns: ONE IN THE SAME
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cherry
Ever Been Kissed: No
Ever Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
Scariest Thing About the opposite sex: Their Robot Pirate attack dogs.
Worst Thing About Parents: Two words : Not, Robots
Best Thing About Parents: Two words : Not, Hitler
I Can't Wait Until: I can justify eating a turtle.
Worst Thing About School: Unflexible hours
Thing To laugh At: Emo Kids.
Worst thing to laugh at: Emo Kids, because it only makes them more Emo.
Dumbest fight your friend's ever had with you: I think one time zack got mad at me because he wanted to be goten while we were playing DBZ at recess in grade 5.
Best Thing about you: My overwhelming wit... stupid.
The worst thing about you: Mimes
What do you wanna be when you're older: Old
Hanging out with your favorite band or being a celebrity: What? Okay let's see. SHUT UP
Clique You belong to: None really.
You originally came from: The Primorteal ooze
What's your accent: Keith
Favorite Website: Dont got one
Most overused expression online: "Oi all you bastards"
Most overused greeter: Oi
What do you think of posers: What the FUCK kind of question is that? Next.
Favorite food: pizza
Least favorite food: Spinal Cord
Worst thing in the history of man for kids: Xanga
best thing in the history of man for kids: Frogs
Favorite piece of furniture: My Cat
Decade: What? like, this one, or my favorite of all time, Im gonna say the latter and choose... the 2020's
Fact or Fiction: Fiction
Coolest person you know:
Favorite quote: NO
Best thing to wear: IN WHAT GOD DAMNED SITUATION!? At the beach? Swimsuit! At War? ARMOR! On Mars? SPACESUIT!
If you're a girl, makeup:
Most Painful experience: I broke three toes and continued Tae Kwon DO Practice for 3 hours before they noticed.
Dumbest thing you've ever done: One word : Korea
What do you have to say at this point: WAYNES WORLD WAYNES WORLD! MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEEEEEEEE!
Random question, If you're heading south to go on some kinda of trip why did you bring an orange with you instead of a whole sack of potatoes,: In case I needed to write humor, I see you forgot your oranges hmm?
Coolest thing you've ever learned: How to kill someone with a popsicle stick
This is the end: Thank T!
2 comments:
"Dumbest fight your friend's ever had with you: I think one time zack got mad at me because he wanted to be goten while we were playing DBZ at recess in grade 5."
LMAO! To bad I can't use it for blackmail..because you'd like..do something totally worse back..and I'd end up dying or something.
Later
-Salem
now go, and change some of those answers to the truth. meaning.. about me! :)
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