Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Profoundly Malicious




adj. pro·found·er, pro·found·est
1. Situated at, extending to, or coming from a great depth; deep.
2. Coming as if from the depths of one's being: profound contempt.
3. Thoroughgoing; far-reaching: profound social changes.
4. Penetrating beyond what is superficial or obvious: a profound insight.
5. Unqualified; absolute: a profound silence.



mal·ice
n.
1. A desire to harm others or to see others suffer; extreme ill will or spite.
2. Law The intent, without just cause or reason, to commit a wrongful act that will result in harm to another.


Those two words ... have never before ... been used in a more accurate sense. Picture a man, rampaging through a toy store with a flamethrower, paying parents to make their children watch as Spongebob and Dora the shatter and melt like so much cheerful shrapnel. Imagine this man is dressed as hitler, riding michael jackson, singing a song about the prophet Mohammed being a child molester, and every once in a while, for kicks, he kills one girl guide, just one, and leaves their family to mourn her death.


Imagine he is eating a fluffy bunny rabbit live, its eyes wandering dizzily with a combination of horrifying pain and slight confusion. Its body movements seem to suggest a seizure, as he chews through the spine. And he spits the bones at vegitarian children. All of this, while the employees of the store keep giving him gasoline and dynamite and bunnies. He's laughing, the kind of laugh you get when you see a man roll down a hill covered in cake singing ring of fire.

This is essentially what my crime was equal to, bravo Wikipedia.

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