Name a picture in your room: Pink Floyd Poster with all the art from their albums in a triangle
What do you do when you're angry?: Get naked.
Does your head hurt a lot?: About 80% of the time.
Have you ever done something really stupid for attention?:Are you kidding? Most stupid things I do are for attention.
What is your favorite oxymoron?: Microsoft Works (HAHA! GET IT!?!?! BECAUSE IT DOESN'T?!?! I'M SO FUNNY)
Piercings? Want any?: No and no.
Tattoos? Want any?: No and yes. This one :
What’s a song that really makes you want to dance?: I don't dance, but air guitar? More Than A Feeling by Boston
What song makes you wanna cry?: DT’s Finally Free. I mean, yeah, what Zack said.
What song makes you wanna kick someone’s ass?: SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAAAA!!! (Dragula by Rob Zombie)
What’s the last thing you destroyed?: A sandwich
What’s the weirdest piece of clothing/accessory you own?:Naruto style forehead protector for the village of the sound, now part of my bass strap.
Something really strange that turns you on?: Re-Runs of M*A*S*H
Name a cartoon character you’d like to fuck: I don't know ... The Pink Panther?
What is something you have that everyone else is jealous of?:A four foot long ... fruit by the foot?
What is something everyone has that you are jealous of?: Teeth?
Do you own any bling?: No
Would you ever try S&M?: I ... I guess?
Ever had surgery?: Yeah, on my teeth.
Ever fallen in love with a friend?: Yup.
Name a song that you like that’s a guilty pleasure: That song by Tatu.
Do you live in the ghetto?: No
Does someone really creepy have a crush on you?: Well, my girlfriend is kind of creepy I suppose, by your "Normy" standards.
Ever been stalked?: Not that I know of.
Ever stalk someone?: No.
Longest time you’ve gone without sleep?: how long is 3.5 days? That long.
Ever been mugged?: A couple of attempts have been made.
Ever been punched in the face?: Yes.
Ever punched someone in the face?: Yes.
Ever jumped out of a window?: Plenty of times, for fun.
Ever been shot?: Nope.
Ever been stabbed?: Yeah, with a thing called a lance glove. Basically a glove with a sharp metal rod coming out of it.
Ever been in trouble with the police?: Nope.
Ever done something you regret while drunk?: No
What’s something people make fun of you for?: Not being very attractive?
What do you think you’re known for at school?: Nothing really, I guess I'm kind of funny in a "did he really just make a joke about dead babies?" kind of way.
Do you have friends that you’ve never met face to face?: A few.
Ever shaved your head?: Not completely
Do you like any musicals?: Surprisingly, yes. Quite a few. Moulin Rouge for one.
What’s the last dream you remember?: I dream almost every night, so I remember most of them.
Has something from your sleep ever caused you to do anything strange?: Apparently when I have nightmares I start breathing heavily and shivering.
Do you take medication for anything?: Allergies?
Own any band t-shirts?: A few. Dream Theater, Gigantour, Pink Floyd, Bastid Sonz.
Own any funny t-shirts?: Not any that I bought on purpose. I have a shirt that says "Thar she blows" and has an anchor. Turns out the anchor is supposed to be an arrow ... pointing down. I didn't notice that until about an hour after I bought it of course.
What era would you like to live in?: Victorian. Steampunk. Man, I agree with Zack a lot.
Are you easy?: No?
Play any instruments?: Bass
Do you draw?: Uh huh.
Do you read books?: Yeah.
What is your most cherished memory?: Times when me and Zack and Chris would hang out for weeks. Times were shittier back then as far as everything else went in our lives, and yet they were still the best times I can remember.
Name a celebrity you would like to see in your bed?: I have a girlfriend, and would get in trouble for answering this. So ... Homestar?
Are you scary? How are you scary?: Weird? Yeah. Not so scary though.
Could you be famous? For what?: Internet-famous for a webcomic, perhaps.
What do you like most about yourself?: Funny?
What do you hate most about yourself?: Looks?
What kind of car do you wanna be rolling in some day?: Anything that flies.
What song are you gonna pump in it?: Bohemian Rhapsody
Do you believe in God?: Well, not really. I don't completely rule out the existence of some sort of higher form of life, but I guess if you mean "Do you believe in organized religion?" the answer would be no. I just don't think we are smart enough to have figured something like that out.
Do you listen to Techno?: Sometimes.
Jazz?: Fusion a lot.
Classical?: Not a lot. But I do enjoy it.
Country?: Most country is terrible garbage, unless you get into alternative stuff like Bela Fleck.
Rap?: I like Hip Hop, which is different. See, Hip Hop implies that the musicians write their music, and I certainly enjoy most if not all Hip Hop. I like some rap, but not anything that has come out in the last 10 years.
Rock?: Yep.
Name your current musical obsession: Porcupine Tree - Stupid Dream
What clique would you associate yourself with?: Artsy.
Do you believe in life on other planets?: Yeah.
How do you expect the universe will end?: The snowflake will melt?
Ever seen a UFO?: Maybe, but I look upon close encounters below the third kind with skepticism.
What is the coolest thing you own?: My bass.
What would you name a son?: Hmm, don't know. I like Jack though.
What would you name a daughter?: It sounds dumb, but I like the name Katana for a girl. That way, it's a cool name, but you can call her "Kat" or even 'Ana" if you want.
Favorite movie?: Waynes World or Fight Club.
Video game?: Starcraft.
Book?: SnowCrash
TV show?: The Office, right now.
Band?: Dream Theater.
Album?:Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence.
Music video?: Can't Stop
Or Other Side
Anime?: Akira
Manga?: Gantz, Death Note.
Webcomic?: Three Panel Soul, Penny Arcade.
Website?: Pointlesswasteoftime.com
Natural disaster?: Frogs.
Day of the week?: Sunday.
Disease?: ...?
Weapon?: Cutlass.
Theme song to a children’s cartoon?: Samurai Pizza Cats.
Who would you most enjoy beating the crap out of?: Zack
Rank your five basic senses from best to worst: Sight, Touch, Taste, Smell, Hearing.
What one thing would you change about the human body?:More wheels.
What do you wish you had, right now? A Car.
What do you most want to see invented?: Mechs
Why is this survey still going?: HAHAHA, GET IT?!?! THE SURVEY MADE FUN OF ITSELF!!! HAHAHA!!!
2 comments:
Did you just google "oxymoron" because you couldn't think of any off the top of your head? And see Microsoft Works as the number one result?
...Yeah, fine, that's what I did.
Heh, you should have said you wanted to have sex with the guy who plays Harry Potter. Then we'd have a trifecta going, and it's not like Sarrah could be mad at you for wanting to have sex with Harry Potter.
You had teeth surgery?
Nice picks, though. Except when you didn't even bother deleting my answers... oh, whatever, I'll just be flattered and move on. I guess.
That bit you wrote about the best times of our lives, yeah, of course I have to agree with that. But it also reminded me of this comic.
As for the last question, "Why is this survey still going?" I was trying to come up with more questions, but instead I wrote that. So I thought, yeah, why? And just ended it there.
My brother has that shirt. You seriously bought that without knowing that it was an oral sex joke? Ah, well. I like that shirt, though. It's more tasteful than the "DRUNK GIRLS - FREE BREATHALIZER TEST" one.
I find it interesting that both of us named Pink Floyd pictures for the first question. Maybe that's just 'cause they are the shit. Yeah, probably.
And RHCP always have the best videos, but my two favourites from them would be Californication and Dani California.
Oh, shit. I didn't notice that. I don't even give a shit about California.
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