After Zack accused (unsuccessfully) my last blog post of being somehow "un-profound", I thought I would make this post, in which I will write my inner-most feelings and existential thoughts, where I will challenge the very basis of this, our human existence, riddled with spelling errors, spelling errors and truth.
But then I decided instead that I would use this to chronicle the rest of my day as it happens until 5PM when I leave work.
10:41 AM - I started to write some stupid blog post in an effort to procrastinate further
10:45 AM - There is no way I am going to make the name "DJ Wristpect" look "professional".
11:05 AM - I am already out of ideas for this poster. God damn it.
11:20 AM - Just spent 10 minutes designing a certificate of sorts as a present. Back to work.
12:05 PM - Blade 2 is sweet, I don't care what Katie M says.
1:01 PM - I think that this Saturday I am going to get what has been called "girly drunk" and then on Sunday morning I will have less friends.
1:54 PM - Aaaaaaaaaalmost done this poster. And windows crashes. Nice. Oh well, I still love you 7.
2:30 PM - I take it back, 4 crashes so far today. Fuck you Windows 7.
2:54 PM - Finally finished poster. Fucking Windows.
2:57 PM - Secretly printing certificate. Shhhhhhh.
3:08 PM - Is it suicide time yet? I want to die.
3:20 PM - ???????
3:25 PM - This has been an exceptionally boring day.
3:31 PM - Dirty Bingo poster, we meet again.
3:38 PM - From now on, Mary will be known as Marfy.
3:57 PM - Doo doo doo, I love the zoom function on this keyboard.
4:16 PM - I am beginning to think that my body just emits some kind of field that makes computers RETARDED HOLY FUCK.
4:21 PM - I'm gonna kill it, I'm gonna kill the computer.
4:23 PM - I may have told Twitter that I am Satan.
4:28 PM - Half an hour, half an hour.
4:34 PM - Beginning to lose my hold on sanity.
4:39 PM - I am thinking about jumping out of this window next to me. That would be pretty sweet.
4:45 PM - Let's see if I can spend 15 minutes filling in my time sheet shall we?
4:47 PM - Not even close.
4:55 PM - Alright, packing it in
4:57 PM - AHHHH! Last minute contract to design!
4:59 PM - FASTEST CONTRACT EVER I AM THE KING OF CONTRACT DESIGN
5:00 PM - END
That was my day, this is what wanted isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
DON'T LOOK AT ME
2 comments:
I was completely serious, that bass line was deep.
My day was as follows: 8:00 get up, coffee, check a couple of them web sites, read Ben's blog, blog myself (I fucked up, but this puts me at 9:35 AM), and then play Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, which I started last night. This takes me until now, because I beat it like 15 minutes ago. Where all time goes?? Prince of Persia. That's where all time goes.
11pm - wake up. what is wrong with me.
12am - watch star trek
5am - i am bored, bed time.
12pm - wake up.
1pm - astrophysics class.
3pm - begin doing homework due tomorrow.
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1:30 am - give up on impossible fucking homework, begin other assignment due tomorrow.
i will keep you updated
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