A particularly strange dream

I had a strange dream last night. I am no stranger to weird dreams, they happen all the time, I'm probably having one right now. But this one was ... dare I say it ...

The fourteenth weirdest dream I've ever had.

As it started I was baking a loaf of bread in my kitchen, and decided that the best thing I could to to make it bake faster (time was an issue here, because I was sooo late to meet George Carlin at McDonalds)would be to put caffeine in it. I did, and it baked faster. Upon going to meet George Carlin, I gave him a piece of the bread and he said that it was the greatest thing he'd ever tasted, calling it "Energy Bread". I high-fived him and he dissolved into bouncy balls. I looked at the cashier in the Mcdonalds and he screamed, but as he screamed more bouncy balls came pouring out of his mouth. Naturally, I decided the best thing to do would be to jump through the front window, and run down the street. As I did so, I lost one of my arms (the glass on the window cut it off) and I started screaming in pain. I soon realized, however, that it didn't hurt, and kept running from the bouncy balls.

I turned into an alleyway to hide, and the balls flew down the street past me. I turned and saw Alicia in the alleyway and asked her what she was doing here. She started speaking Japanese, drew a gun, and started shooting me, but the gun fired hammers instead of bullets, which for some reason meant that it didn't hurt me. I ran up the wall and got away, but when I got onto the roof, the building flipped upside down and tried to flatten me. I rolled away, which only seemed to anger the building (which now looked kind of like a Metagross) as it began to chase after me. I ran into a subway station and got on a train to Union Station. The only other person on the train was an old man who kept tapping his foot and saying "GOAL!" loudly. When we got to Union he ran out to block my exit and started spitting at my face. I punched him in the chest and he exploded, which burned my coat and set my (remaining) arm on fire. I dropped to the ground (which was covered in grass) and started to roll around to put out the fire, but after I rolled for a while I realized I was now falling down into Nathan Philips'Square, and I tried to make a cannonball, but eventually hit a trampoline that was made out of the light from a bunch of baseball players holding flashlights.

I bounced back into the air, and towering above the city was batman, holding a cellphone and saying "dude pick up your phone". I woke up with my face next to my cellphone and it was ringing.

What?