Sunday, April 22, 2007

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COPY OF Dumb Survey Intended For Little Girls With MySpace Accounts
Full Name::Keith David Mclean
Birthday::November 15th, 1989
Birthplace::Toronto
Eye Color::Brown
Hair Color::Brown
Height::6 footish?
Weight::215 lbs
Right handed or Left handed?:Right.
Your Heritage::If it's europe, I'm it. Except france
My Worst Habit::Calling people at 4 am and telling them I know where the den ends.
Zodiac Sign::Scorpio
Shoe Size::13, but they're a little too small
Pants Size::Uhm, jeans?
Innie or Outie?:New Zealand
Parents Still Together?:No
The Shoes You Wore Today::My ... only ... ones?
Your Weakness::Bullets.
Your Fears::Lou Dobbs
Your Perfect Pizza::Crust, sauce, cheese, crust, sauce cheese, pepperoni, cheese, pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::Don't ... ever ... kill ... again?
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:"Prolly"
Thoughts First Waking Up::My FUCKING pants are all the way over there? Fuck that.
Your Best Physical Feature::My wan- ... chin?
Your Bedtime::Scarce
Your Most Missed Memory::(See : Book of Genesis)
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?:Grey
Food?:Does Laffy Taffy count as food?
Sport?:The most martial of arts.
Animal?:Badgerconda
Ice Cream?:FUCK ICE CREAM
Candy?:...Laffy Taffy
Store?:That fucking place in japan in charlie and the chocolate factory
Salad Dressing?:FUCK SALAD
Actor?:This is too hard, so I'm going to say Christopher Walken.
Song?:If I had to pick just one? Home by Dream Theater
Letter?:7
Number?:Fuck, I already used that joke
Gum?:uhm, the kind that's good
Holiday?:What's the day where I get to wear a thong to school?
Season?:Spring
Toothpaste Flavor?:Concrete
Radio Station?:The Internet
Perfume?:Uhm, deoderant
Scent besides perfume?:Garlic
Body part on the opposite sex?:LOLBOOBIESLOL
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?:Doing your ... son?
How Do You Want To Die?:Doing your ... son?
Turn ons::Access to batcave, knowledge of inner workings of batcave
Turn offs::Lack of batcave access
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?:Zack or Chris or My Pants
Who's The Loudest?:That guy on Dilbert
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?:AJ
Who Have You Known The Longest?:Zack
Who's The Shyist?:Doing your ... son?
When Have You Cried The Most?:When they cancelled Greg the Bunny
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?:One word - EATING A WHOLE CAKE
Worst Feeling?:NOT EATING A WHOLE CAKE
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?:The batcave
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?:I would make my arms waaaaaaaaay longer than my body, and have 3 sets of elbows
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?:See: 68 years ... and 4 months ... and 12 hours ... 3 minutes ...53 seconds
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the:children's legs
Let's look at the: episode of Beasties
What a nice:dong
Where did all the:doing your ... son?
Why can't we:fight cats for money
Silly, little:Herpes
Isn't it weird that:Fallout Boy keeps making music?
Never under any circumstance:will I stop making fun of people who say "shedual"
I wish:there was a minimum IQ for using the internet
Everyone has a:penis
I am:WEASEL!
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?:Yup
Been To Juvie?:No
Mooned Someone?:No
Been Rejected?:from ... what? like, singing competitions? NO
Ran Away From Home?:I think when I was 5
Pictured Your Crush Naked?:yes
Skipped School?:Yes
Thought About Suicide?:yeah
Slept Outside?:Yes.
Laughed So Hard You Cried?:No, me and my friend's like to keep things pretty serio-ROCK AND ROLL
Cried In School?:Can't recall, probably
Thrown Up In School?:Yup
Wanted To Be a Model?:Not fucking ever. I detest the fashion industry.
Cheated On Someone?:Nope
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?:Does accidentally breaking the wrong kids nose when I was trying to beat up a guy who beat up my sister count?
Seen A Dead Body?:Oh my yes. And Zack, we totally saw one together.
Been Bitched Out?:What the ... what does that mean? Yes?
Drank Alcohol?:Yes.
Smoked?:Nope, fags.
Been On Drugs?:Nope
Eaten Sushi?:Yes.
Been On Stage?:Yes.
Gone Skinny Dipping?:IM IN UR POOL LOL
Shoplifted?:No
Been Drunk?:I believe so.
Been Called A Tease?:I tease children, by stealing their puppies
Been Beaten Up?:About three times, before I decided to toughen up, and then I ruined innumerable shits
DO YOU
Swear?:Fucking fuck
Sing Well?:I think I do, but the general - no
Shower Daily?:I TRY to, but , no
Want To Go To College?:WANT to? Not really, Intend to? fucking hell yes.
Want To Get Married?:Maybe, fuck if I know, I'm 17
Believe In Yourself?:...I ... I believe in you...
Get Motion Sickness?:No
Think You Are Attractive?:No, but I've seen worse.
Get Along With Your Parents?:My dad, but I don't really respect my mom all that much.
Like Thunderstorms?:Sure?
Play An Instrument?:Bass Guitar ... kinda, learning.
Own An IPOD?:Yeah.
Pray?:to David Bowie
Go To Church?:No.
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?:No.
Keep A Journal/Diary?:This blog I guess.
Dance In The Rain?:Uhm, not recently?
Sing In The Shower?:Do sing and air guitar while making noises mean the same thing?
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?:Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?:McDonalds.
Single or Group Dates?:Group, more chance I can punch old people.
Chocolate or Vanilla?:Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?:Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?:Meat
TV or Movie?:Movies.
Guitar or Drums?:Cello
Adidas or Nike?:Neither
Chinese or Mexican?:Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?:Bacon
Cake or Pie?:Cake
MTV or VH1?:Youtube
Blind or Deaf?:Blind
Boxers or Briefs?:Toga
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?:almost
Write With Both Hands?:No
Whistle?:Fuck yes
Blow A Bubble?:Yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?:yep
Cross Your Eyes?:you know it
Walk With Your Toes Curled?:Yes
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?:Yep
Dance?:No
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?:Can I like, without conscience interfering? Yes, but metabolically? no.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched::Sarrah
You Talked To On The Phone::Ed?
You Instant Messaged::Cailiegh
You Hugged::Sarrah
You Yelled At::Episode of Seinfeld.
You Played A Sport With::Is MapleStory a sport?
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?:Reading Achewood
Time You Cried?:Uhm, I stubbed my toe today
Movie You Watched?:The Goonies
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?:No Idea
Joke You Told?:something about morgan freeman
Song You've Sung?:Final Countdown
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?:My Room
What Can You See Out Your Window?:A guys house.
Are You Listening To Music?:Yeah
What Are You Wearing?:;)
What's On Your Mousepad?:I use a tablet, so, my feet.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?:Definitely.
Do you believe in miracles?:To an extent
Magic?:I hope so.
Love at first sight?:Well, again, to an extent.
God?:Not really. Not in a sense that there is some guy somewhere who made everything.
Satan?:See above
Ghosts?:Yeah
Santa?:Why would that even be questioned?
Evolution?:That's not a belief. And yes.
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color::LIke, you know,blue? like johnny! OMG
Fav Hair Color::Black! OMG
Short or Long Hair::Long OMG
Height::Average height for a six year old!
Weight::Average weight for an eight year old!
Best Clothing Style::...Woman?
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?:Japan
Number Of CD's I Own::uhm, in the 40s
Your Good Luck Charm::Does my dong count?
How many pillows do you sleep with?:Three
Do you drink milk?:no
Person You Hate Most::D A V I D S U Z U K I
Most Outdated Phrase::"Boss"
Do you think God has a gender?:Sir Mixalot
Where do you think we go when we die?:Angrydome
How many rings until you answer the phone?:Answer what? The door? My door doesn't ring
What is something scientists need to invent?:Cat ... Ovens
Are you a health freak?:Yes, now excuse me while I go sleep next to my bag of noodles
Are you a virgin?:*no*
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Tibet
What is the worst weather?:none
Did you play with Barbies as a child?:No, what? fag.
How many grades have you failed?:None.

4 comments:

Z said...

You're too fucking funny, asshole.

If you say we saw a body, I totally believe you. You know how my memory is. When I answered that question, I could not believe for myself that it was a definite no.

Salem said...

o.O

You want to have sex with my son?

Well..

alright.

but when he gets you pregnant, don't come crying to me and expect me to raise it.

-Salem-

Anonymous said...

Can you de-flower my offspring when you're done with hers?

Keith said...

I'm not running a charity here.

Eight bucks each.