COPY OF Dumb Survey Intended For Little Girls With MySpace Accounts | |
Full Name:: | Keith David Mclean |
Birthday:: | November 15th, 1989 |
Birthplace:: | Toronto |
Eye Color:: | Brown |
Hair Color:: | Brown |
Height:: | 6 footish? |
Weight:: | 215 lbs |
Right handed or Left handed?: | Right. |
Your Heritage:: | If it's europe, I'm it. Except france |
My Worst Habit:: | Calling people at 4 am and telling them I know where the den ends. |
Zodiac Sign:: | Scorpio |
Shoe Size:: | 13, but they're a little too small |
Pants Size:: | Uhm, jeans? |
Innie or Outie?: | New Zealand |
Parents Still Together?: | No |
The Shoes You Wore Today:: | My ... only ... ones? |
Your Weakness:: | Bullets. |
Your Fears:: | Lou Dobbs |
Your Perfect Pizza:: | Crust, sauce, cheese, crust, sauce cheese, pepperoni, cheese, pepperoni |
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: | Don't ... ever ... kill ... again? |
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: | "Prolly" |
Thoughts First Waking Up:: | My FUCKING pants are all the way over there? Fuck that. |
Your Best Physical Feature:: | My wan- ... chin? |
Your Bedtime:: | Scarce |
Your Most Missed Memory:: | (See : Book of Genesis) |
MY FAVORITES | |
Favorite color?: | Grey |
Food?: | Does Laffy Taffy count as food? |
Sport?: | The most martial of arts. |
Animal?: | Badgerconda |
Ice Cream?: | FUCK ICE CREAM |
Candy?: | ...Laffy Taffy |
Store?: | That fucking place in japan in charlie and the chocolate factory |
Salad Dressing?: | FUCK SALAD |
Actor?: | This is too hard, so I'm going to say Christopher Walken. |
Song?: | If I had to pick just one? Home by Dream Theater |
Letter?: | 7 |
Number?: | Fuck, I already used that joke |
Gum?: | uhm, the kind that's good |
Holiday?: | What's the day where I get to wear a thong to school? |
Season?: | Spring |
Toothpaste Flavor?: | Concrete |
Radio Station?: | The Internet |
Perfume?: | Uhm, deoderant |
Scent besides perfume?: | Garlic |
Body part on the opposite sex?: | LOLBOOBIESLOL |
FRIENDS AND LIFE | |
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: | Doing your ... son? |
How Do You Want To Die?: | Doing your ... son? |
Turn ons:: | Access to batcave, knowledge of inner workings of batcave |
Turn offs:: | Lack of batcave access |
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: | Zack or Chris or My Pants |
Who's The Loudest?: | That guy on Dilbert |
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: | AJ |
Who Have You Known The Longest?: | Zack |
Who's The Shyist?: | Doing your ... son? |
When Have You Cried The Most?: | When they cancelled Greg the Bunny |
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: | One word - EATING A WHOLE CAKE |
Worst Feeling?: | NOT EATING A WHOLE CAKE |
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: | The batcave |
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: | I would make my arms waaaaaaaaay longer than my body, and have 3 sets of elbows |
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: | See: 68 years ... and 4 months ... and 12 hours ... 3 minutes ...53 seconds |
FINISH EACH SENTENCE | |
Let's walk on the: | children's legs |
Let's look at the: | episode of Beasties |
What a nice: | dong |
Where did all the: | doing your ... son? |
Why can't we: | fight cats for money |
Silly, little: | Herpes |
Isn't it weird that: | Fallout Boy keeps making music? |
Never under any circumstance: | will I stop making fun of people who say "shedual" |
I wish: | there was a minimum IQ for using the internet |
Everyone has a: | penis |
I am: | WEASEL! |
HAVE YOU EVER | |
Been In Love?: | Yup |
Been To Juvie?: | No |
Mooned Someone?: | No |
Been Rejected?: | from ... what? like, singing competitions? NO |
Ran Away From Home?: | I think when I was 5 |
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: | yes |
Skipped School?: | Yes |
Thought About Suicide?: | yeah |
Slept Outside?: | Yes. |
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: | No, me and my friend's like to keep things pretty serio-ROCK AND ROLL |
Cried In School?: | Can't recall, probably |
Thrown Up In School?: | Yup |
Wanted To Be a Model?: | Not fucking ever. I detest the fashion industry. |
Cheated On Someone?: | Nope |
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: | Does accidentally breaking the wrong kids nose when I was trying to beat up a guy who beat up my sister count? |
Seen A Dead Body?: | Oh my yes. And Zack, we totally saw one together. |
Been Bitched Out?: | What the ... what does that mean? Yes? |
Drank Alcohol?: | Yes. |
Smoked?: | Nope, fags. |
Been On Drugs?: | Nope |
Eaten Sushi?: | Yes. |
Been On Stage?: | Yes. |
Gone Skinny Dipping?: | IM IN UR POOL LOL |
Shoplifted?: | No |
Been Drunk?: | I believe so. |
Been Called A Tease?: | I tease children, by stealing their puppies |
Been Beaten Up?: | About three times, before I decided to toughen up, and then I ruined innumerable shits |
DO YOU | |
Swear?: | Fucking fuck |
Sing Well?: | I think I do, but the general - no |
Shower Daily?: | I TRY to, but , no |
Want To Go To College?: | WANT to? Not really, Intend to? fucking hell yes. |
Want To Get Married?: | Maybe, fuck if I know, I'm 17 |
Believe In Yourself?: | ...I ... I believe in you... |
Get Motion Sickness?: | No |
Think You Are Attractive?: | No, but I've seen worse. |
Get Along With Your Parents?: | My dad, but I don't really respect my mom all that much. |
Like Thunderstorms?: | Sure? |
Play An Instrument?: | Bass Guitar ... kinda, learning. |
Own An IPOD?: | Yeah. |
Pray?: | to David Bowie |
Go To Church?: | No. |
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: | No. |
Keep A Journal/Diary?: | This blog I guess. |
Dance In The Rain?: | Uhm, not recently? |
Sing In The Shower?: | Do sing and air guitar while making noises mean the same thing? |
THIS OR THAT | |
Pepsi or Coke?: | Coke |
McDonald's or Burger King?: | McDonalds. |
Single or Group Dates?: | Group, more chance I can punch old people. |
Chocolate or Vanilla?: | Chocolate |
Strawberries or Blueberries?: | Strawberries |
Meat or Veggies?: | Meat |
TV or Movie?: | Movies. |
Guitar or Drums?: | Cello |
Adidas or Nike?: | Neither |
Chinese or Mexican?: | Chinese |
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: | Bacon |
Cake or Pie?: | Cake |
MTV or VH1?: | Youtube |
Blind or Deaf?: | Blind |
Boxers or Briefs?: | Toga |
CAN YOU | |
Do The Splits?: | almost |
Write With Both Hands?: | No |
Whistle?: | Fuck yes |
Blow A Bubble?: | Yes |
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: | yep |
Cross Your Eyes?: | you know it |
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: | Yes |
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: | Yep |
Dance?: | No |
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: | Can I like, without conscience interfering? Yes, but metabolically? no. |
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON | |
You Touched:: | Sarrah |
You Talked To On The Phone:: | Ed? |
You Instant Messaged:: | Cailiegh |
You Hugged:: | Sarrah |
You Yelled At:: | Episode of Seinfeld. |
You Played A Sport With:: | Is MapleStory a sport? |
WHAT'S THE LAST | |
Time You Laughed?: | Reading Achewood |
Time You Cried?: | Uhm, I stubbed my toe today |
Movie You Watched?: | The Goonies |
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: | No Idea |
Joke You Told?: | something about morgan freeman |
Song You've Sung?: | Final Countdown |
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT | |
Where Are You?: | My Room |
What Can You See Out Your Window?: | A guys house. |
Are You Listening To Music?: | Yeah |
What Are You Wearing?: | ;) |
What's On Your Mousepad?: | I use a tablet, so, my feet. |
BELIEFS | |
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: | Definitely. |
Do you believe in miracles?: | To an extent |
Magic?: | I hope so. |
Love at first sight?: | Well, again, to an extent. |
God?: | Not really. Not in a sense that there is some guy somewhere who made everything. |
Satan?: | See above |
Ghosts?: | Yeah |
Santa?: | Why would that even be questioned? |
Evolution?: | That's not a belief. And yes. |
IN A BOY... | |
Fav Eye Color:: | LIke, you know,blue? like johnny! OMG |
Fav Hair Color:: | Black! OMG |
Short or Long Hair:: | Long OMG |
Height:: | Average height for a six year old! |
Weight:: | Average weight for an eight year old! |
Best Clothing Style:: | ...Woman? |
RANDOM | |
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: | Japan |
Number Of CD's I Own:: | uhm, in the 40s |
Your Good Luck Charm:: | Does my dong count? |
How many pillows do you sleep with?: | Three |
Do you drink milk?: | no |
Person You Hate Most:: | D A V I D S U Z U K I |
Most Outdated Phrase:: | "Boss" |
Do you think God has a gender?: | Sir Mixalot |
Where do you think we go when we die?: | Angrydome |
How many rings until you answer the phone?: | Answer what? The door? My door doesn't ring |
What is something scientists need to invent?: | Cat ... Ovens |
Are you a health freak?: | Yes, now excuse me while I go sleep next to my bag of noodles |
Are you a virgin?: | *no* |
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: | Tibet |
What is the worst weather?: | none |
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: | No, what? fag. |
How many grades have you failed?: | None. |
Sunday, April 22, 2007
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4 comments:
You're too fucking funny, asshole.
If you say we saw a body, I totally believe you. You know how my memory is. When I answered that question, I could not believe for myself that it was a definite no.
o.O
You want to have sex with my son?
Well..
alright.
but when he gets you pregnant, don't come crying to me and expect me to raise it.
-Salem-
Can you de-flower my offspring when you're done with hers?
I'm not running a charity here.
Eight bucks each.
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