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COPY OF Dumb Survey Intended For Little Girls With MySpace Accounts
Full Name::	Keith David Mclean
Birthday::	November 15th, 1989
Birthplace::	Toronto
Eye Color::	Brown
Hair Color::	Brown
Height::	6 footish?
Weight::	215 lbs
Right handed or Left handed?:	Right.
Your Heritage::	If it's europe, I'm it. Except france
My Worst Habit::	Calling people at 4 am and telling them I know where the den ends.
Zodiac Sign::	Scorpio
Shoe Size::	13, but they're a little too small
Pants Size::	Uhm, jeans?
Innie or Outie?:	New Zealand
Parents Still Together?:	No
The Shoes You Wore Today::	My ... only ... ones?
Your Weakness::	Bullets.
Your Fears::	Lou Dobbs
Your Perfect Pizza::	Crust, sauce, cheese, crust, sauce cheese, pepperoni, cheese, pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::	Don't ... ever ... kill ... again?
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:	"Prolly"
Thoughts First Waking Up::	My FUCKING pants are all the way over there? Fuck that.
Your Best Physical Feature::	My wan- ... chin?
Your Bedtime::	Scarce
Your Most Missed Memory::	(See : Book of Genesis)
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?:	Grey
Food?:	Does Laffy Taffy count as food?
Sport?:	The most martial of arts.
Animal?:	Badgerconda
Ice Cream?:	FUCK ICE CREAM
Candy?:	...Laffy Taffy
Store?:	That fucking place in japan in charlie and the chocolate factory
Salad Dressing?:	FUCK SALAD
Actor?:	This is too hard, so I'm going to say Christopher Walken.
Song?:	If I had to pick just one? Home by Dream Theater
Letter?:	7
Number?:	Fuck, I already used that joke
Gum?:	uhm, the kind that's good
Holiday?:	What's the day where I get to wear a thong to school?
Season?:	Spring
Toothpaste Flavor?:	Concrete
Radio Station?:	The Internet
Perfume?:	Uhm, deoderant
Scent besides perfume?:	Garlic
Body part on the opposite sex?:	LOLBOOBIESLOL
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?:	Doing your ... son?
How Do You Want To Die?:	Doing your ... son?
Turn ons::	Access to batcave, knowledge of inner workings of batcave
Turn offs::	Lack of batcave access
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?:	Zack or Chris or My Pants
Who's The Loudest?:	That guy on Dilbert
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?:	AJ
Who Have You Known The Longest?:	Zack
Who's The Shyist?:	Doing your ... son?
When Have You Cried The Most?:	When they cancelled Greg the Bunny
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?:	One word - EATING A WHOLE CAKE
Worst Feeling?:	NOT EATING A WHOLE CAKE
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?:	The batcave
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?:	I would make my arms waaaaaaaaay longer than my body, and have 3 sets of elbows
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?:	See: 68 years ... and 4 months ... and 12 hours ... 3 minutes ...53 seconds
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the:	children's legs
Let's look at the:	episode of Beasties
What a nice:	dong
Where did all the:	doing your ... son?
Why can't we:	fight cats for money
Silly, little:	Herpes
Isn't it weird that:	Fallout Boy keeps making music?
Never under any circumstance:	will I stop making fun of people who say "shedual"
I wish:	there was a minimum IQ for using the internet
Everyone has a:	penis
I am:	WEASEL!
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?:	Yup
Been To Juvie?:	No
Mooned Someone?:	No
Been Rejected?:	from ... what? like, singing competitions? NO
Ran Away From Home?:	I think when I was 5
Pictured Your Crush Naked?:	yes
Skipped School?:	Yes
Thought About Suicide?:	yeah
Slept Outside?:	Yes.
Laughed So Hard You Cried?:	No, me and my friend's like to keep things pretty serio-ROCK AND ROLL
Cried In School?:	Can't recall, probably
Thrown Up In School?:	Yup
Wanted To Be a Model?:	Not fucking ever. I detest the fashion industry.
Cheated On Someone?:	Nope
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?:	Does accidentally breaking the wrong kids nose when I was trying to beat up a guy who beat up my sister count?
Seen A Dead Body?:	Oh my yes. And Zack, we totally saw one together.
Been Bitched Out?:	What the ... what does that mean? Yes?
Drank Alcohol?:	Yes.
Smoked?:	Nope, fags.
Been On Drugs?:	Nope
Eaten Sushi?:	Yes.
Been On Stage?:	Yes.
Gone Skinny Dipping?:	IM IN UR POOL LOL
Shoplifted?:	No
Been Drunk?:	I believe so.
Been Called A Tease?:	I tease children, by stealing their puppies
Been Beaten Up?:	About three times, before I decided to toughen up, and then I ruined innumerable shits
DO YOU
Swear?:	Fucking fuck
Sing Well?:	I think I do, but the general - no
Shower Daily?:	I TRY to, but , no
Want To Go To College?:	WANT to? Not really, Intend to? fucking hell yes.
Want To Get Married?:	Maybe, fuck if I know, I'm 17
Believe In Yourself?:	...I ... I believe in you...
Get Motion Sickness?:	No
Think You Are Attractive?:	No, but I've seen worse.
Get Along With Your Parents?:	My dad, but I don't really respect my mom all that much.
Like Thunderstorms?:	Sure?
Play An Instrument?:	Bass Guitar ... kinda, learning.
Own An IPOD?:	Yeah.
Pray?:	to David Bowie
Go To Church?:	No.
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?:	No.
Keep A Journal/Diary?:	This blog I guess.
Dance In The Rain?:	Uhm, not recently?
Sing In The Shower?:	Do sing and air guitar while making noises mean the same thing?
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?:	Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?:	McDonalds.
Single or Group Dates?:	Group, more chance I can punch old people.
Chocolate or Vanilla?:	Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?:	Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?:	Meat
TV or Movie?:	Movies.
Guitar or Drums?:	Cello
Adidas or Nike?:	Neither
Chinese or Mexican?:	Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?:	Bacon
Cake or Pie?:	Cake
MTV or VH1?:	Youtube
Blind or Deaf?:	Blind
Boxers or Briefs?:	Toga
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?:	almost
Write With Both Hands?:	No
Whistle?:	Fuck yes
Blow A Bubble?:	Yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?:	yep
Cross Your Eyes?:	you know it
Walk With Your Toes Curled?:	Yes
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?:	Yep
Dance?:	No
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?:	Can I like, without conscience interfering? Yes, but metabolically? no.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched::	Sarrah
You Talked To On The Phone::	Ed?
You Instant Messaged::	Cailiegh
You Hugged::	Sarrah
You Yelled At::	Episode of Seinfeld.
You Played A Sport With::	Is MapleStory a sport?
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?:	Reading Achewood
Time You Cried?:	Uhm, I stubbed my toe today
Movie You Watched?:	The Goonies
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?:	No Idea
Joke You Told?:	something about morgan freeman
Song You've Sung?:	Final Countdown
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?:	My Room
What Can You See Out Your Window?:	A guys house.
Are You Listening To Music?:	Yeah
What Are You Wearing?:	;)
What's On Your Mousepad?:	I use a tablet, so, my feet.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?:	Definitely.
Do you believe in miracles?:	To an extent
Magic?:	I hope so.
Love at first sight?:	Well, again, to an extent.
God?:	Not really. Not in a sense that there is some guy somewhere who made everything.
Satan?:	See above
Ghosts?:	Yeah
Santa?:	Why would that even be questioned?
Evolution?:	That's not a belief. And yes.
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color::	LIke, you know,blue? like johnny! OMG
Fav Hair Color::	Black! OMG
Short or Long Hair::	Long OMG
Height::	Average height for a six year old!
Weight::	Average weight for an eight year old!
Best Clothing Style::	...Woman?
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?:	Japan
Number Of CD's I Own::	uhm, in the 40s
Your Good Luck Charm::	Does my dong count?
How many pillows do you sleep with?:	Three
Do you drink milk?:	no
Person You Hate Most::	D A V I D S U Z U K I
Most Outdated Phrase::	"Boss"
Do you think God has a gender?:	Sir Mixalot
Where do you think we go when we die?:	Angrydome
How many rings until you answer the phone?:	Answer what? The door? My door doesn't ring
What is something scientists need to invent?:	Cat ... Ovens
Are you a health freak?:	Yes, now excuse me while I go sleep next to my bag of noodles
Are you a virgin?:	*no*
If you could travel into space, where would you go?:	Tibet
What is the worst weather?:	none
Did you play with Barbies as a child?:	No, what? fag.
How many grades have you failed?:	None.